The Most Interesting Guy in SharePoint

I have been pondering, what would the Dos Equis guy do in SharePoint land.  This led to the following….

 

  • When building a 2013 Farm, he only needs….one server…

 

  • When he builds a SharePoint App, he doesn't need a secret key…
  • His SharePoint Apps, get a 6 rating from CJG

  • His SharePoint Azure Hosted Apps can be run on-premise

 

  • His Hybrid farm doesn't need….ADFS….

 

  • His claims identity….makes no claims about him….. 

 

  • Microsoft instantly approves…his Apps….

 

  • His access tokens….don't expire….

 

  • He didn't need to look at Spence's post to setup Request Management….

 

  • His sandboxed solutions run with…full trust…

 

  • His SharePoint Groups…span site collections…. 

 

  • Every question he replied to on the MSDN forums….was marked as an answer…

 

  • When setting up authentication, he doesn't use setspn.exe….it just works…

 

  • His farm can have unlimited web applications…

 

  • Never once has he been asked an end user support question…..

 

  • His farm will never tell you "its working on it"….its just done….

 

  • He can delete terms from his MMS term store… 

 

  • His SharePoint Online instance has….a Central Administration…

 

  • His SharePoint newsfeed…posts to Yammer….

 

  • His configuration database…scales out… 

 

  •  His farm can store files…..over 2GB….

 

  • He can post as many hashtags as he wants….in his newsfeed….

 

  • All SharePoint Farms trust his farm…..

 

  • He can unwind a shredded storage file with one line of code….

 

  • His machine translation service application is….perfect….

 

  • His Office Web Apps server,  can edit PDFs in the browser…

 

  • His content databases….can store a petabyte of data….

 

 He is….the most interesting guy in SharePoint…"I don't always collaborate…but when I do…its with SharePoint and hot chicks"…..

 

 

 

If you think of more and post, let me know…I'll link over!
CJG

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