About LeodBrothaighMY
What kind of monster is safe
to put in the
washing machine?-
A wash and wear wolf
Premature Ejaculation
Q: How do you keep your
husband from reading
your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
BodyBuilding
Why does frost not like to lay out in the
sun?
-It burns too easily
nutrients diet
What's the most wicked thing a
group of
young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.
bleeding during early pregnancy
Q: How do you keep your
husband from reading
your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Grooming
Why did Arthur have a round
table ?
So
no one could corner him !
Wedding Ideas
Ghost: Are you coming to my party?
Spook:
Where is it?
Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the
morgue the
merrier.
Mortgage
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to
the blonde?
A: It is the one with the kickstand.
garden designing
My
mother-in-law was bitten by a dog
yesterday.
How is she now ?
She's fine. But, the dog died.
extreme sports room
What type of sense of humor does rain
have?
-A very wet sense of humor
PadenChevellel
Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to
give you for your birthday?
Mum: No, dear, what ?
Helen: A nice
teapot.
Mum: But I've got a nice teapot.
Helen: No you haven't.
I've just dropped it.
JonRaedfordZj
Q: What were Bill and
Chelsea Clinton
doing in the voting booth?
A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in
Civics, how to ruin the
people!
NorthtunHevataneoMi
One
day there was a blonde riding a horse.
The horse kept going faster and
faster until the blonde fell off,
with her foot getting stuck in the
stirrup. Hearing her screams for
help, finally a Wal-Mart clerk came over
and turned off the
merry-go-round.
DanladiMicheilRs
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
Because it was so ET !
CedroBrikmX
Republicans see nothing wrong with letting
their children play "Cowboys and Indians."
Democrats don't
either, as long as the Indians win.
DyllanMorrisongM
Helpline? I've just pushed a
piece of
bacon into my disk drive!
Has the computer stopped working?
No, but
there's a lot of crackling.
ArminEderO
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball
with
LSD?
A: A trip to Israel.
Jenny-leeMarsdenUg
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cassie
!
Cassie who ?
Cassie the forest for the trees !
BrentleyCalloughRi
One day a boy and his father were at the
dining room
table
working on the boy's Social Studies homework,
the chapter
about government. The boy turns to his father and
asks,
"Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?"
The father
replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."
StrahanLorenWd