About MeredyddCidqG
Ivanka Trump:
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Information:
Name: Ivanka Trump
Born: 1981-10-30
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
Today (2008), Born Rich (2003), The Apprentice (2006), 15th Annual Miss Teen USA Pageant (1997), Late Show with David Letterman (2007)
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on
Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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What did the worm want to do when he grew
up?
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
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Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
A:
When you are a mouse!
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Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the
time they don't work.
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Father: You've
got 4 D's and a C on
your report.
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject
!"
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Pupil: The
art teacher doesn't like what
I'm making ?
Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?
Pupil:
Mistakes !
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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
When
your a mouse !
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Q. What do you instantly know
about a
well-dressed man?
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
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What did the farmer say when all
his cows
charged him at once ?
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
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Dick and
Jane were arguing furiously over
the breakfast table. ' Oh you're so
stupid!' shouted
Dick.
'Dick!' said their father, 'that's quite enough of that! Now say
you're sorry.'
'OK,' said Dick. 'Jane, I'm sorry you're
stupid.'
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