I have been pondering, what would the Dos Equis guy do in SharePoint land. This led to the following….
- When building a 2013 Farm, he only needs….one server…
- When he builds a SharePoint App, he doesn't need a secret key…
- His SharePoint Apps, get a 6 rating from CJG
- His SharePoint Azure Hosted Apps can be run on-premise
- His Hybrid farm doesn't need….ADFS….
- His claims identity….makes no claims about him…..
- Microsoft instantly approves…his Apps….
- His access tokens….don't expire….
- He didn't need to look at Spence's post to setup Request Management….
- His sandboxed solutions run with…full trust…
- His SharePoint Groups…span site collections….
- Every question he replied to on the MSDN forums….was marked as an answer…
- When setting up authentication, he doesn't use setspn.exe….it just works…
- His farm can have unlimited web applications…
- Never once has he been asked an end user support question…..
- His farm will never tell you "its working on it"….its just done….
- He can delete terms from his MMS term store…
- His SharePoint Online instance has….a Central Administration…
- His SharePoint newsfeed…posts to Yammer….
- His configuration database…scales out…
- His farm can store files…..over 2GB….
- He can post as many hashtags as he wants….in his newsfeed….
- All SharePoint Farms trust his farm…..
- He can unwind a shredded storage file with one line of code….
- His machine translation service application is….perfect….
- His Office Web Apps server, can edit PDFs in the browser…
- His content databases….can store a petabyte of data….
He is….the most interesting guy in SharePoint…"I don't always collaborate…but when I do…its with SharePoint and hot chicks"…..
If you think of more and post, let me know…I'll link over!
CJG