Time for some more SharePoint jokes!
- What did Office Word 2010 say to SharePoint 2010 Word Automation Services?
- When can I retire?
- There was a party going on in the content database, and several SharePoint groups were invited. The pick-up question of the night was…
- What site collection you from?
- What percentage of code is Microsoft's after installing all 3rd party components to support your business?
- <5%
- A security firm recently asked SharePoint customers what was their major pain with SharePoint security? The customer replied…knowing what permissions SharePoint decides to give you at any moment in time!
- A customer recently was migrating from Oracle Portal to SharePoint 2010. After the migration, the customer asked, where'd all my features go?
- How did the IT Pro reset the passwords on their SharePoint Farm?
- They reinstalled everything!
- What did one SharePoint user tell another user…?
- Hey, if we yell enough, we can get SharePoint Designer access!
- On average, how many SharePoint consultant firms till you find a good one?
- Not including MCS?
- What will you find if you look in the recycle bin?
- A hole
- What happens if you program Project Service Interface (PSI)?
- Absolutely nothing
- How many times does it take to setup Document IDs?
- Lost count at 100…
- How many customer actually use Document IDs?
- One – Microsoft
- What happens when you setup the content type hub?
- You get lots of errors
- How many SharePoint developers do you need to support your business units custom needs?
- Half of China
- How many SharePoint MVPs earned their MVP from posting on the MSDN Forums?
- Wait…they know what the forums are?
- What did the Oracle WebCenter customers tell Oracle after looking at Microsoft Pricing?
- Why do you make us pay so much?
- Why did Seattle lose the SuperSonics?
- Because SharePoint Designer is FREE and Baller isn't Jewish…and lattes cost $5 and Shultz is Jewish…and neither of them are from Oklahoma!
Bad, but oh so good…
CJG